IDIOT OF THE WEEK: ALCOHOL AND SHIT TALK DON’T MIX

idiot-of-the-weekThe more and more I go to these stupid open-air music festivals, the less and less I can stand it.  Perhaps I’m just a stereotype, that old fuck that needs people to piss off and leave him alone, but with the right fucking awful music being booked at some of these shitty festivals, I’d be hammered and fighting too.  It’s not like we didn’t get a snout full and act like morons when we were kids, but there wasn’t a camera filming us every second of the day either.  This week’s idiot obviously got into the peach snaps before the show, maybe even a few cap fulls of Southern Comfort, and I wouldn’t have felt so much contempt for the little bastard if he wouldn’t have started with the fucking dancing.  If I guy dances before a fight, he deserves everything coming to him.  If you’re hammered and have a beef, which is stupid at music festival anyway, just attack – never dance before.  This Idiot of the Week gets his award stapled to his forehead. – FATS

IDIOT OF THE WEEK: NEVER DANCE BEFORE YOU FIGHT