Alright, alright, alright. The time has come for the great poutine challenge. Denver’s Slim Cessna’s Auto Club is coming to town to rip the shit out of our hearts and souls at Ritual Nightclub, tomorrow, Friday, May 22. Remember, these fuckers are eating poutine each and every night while in Canada. I’m sure they will need some good recommendations for the best poutine in town, but please don’t bring them that god awful poutine pizza shit. And, no fucking hipster poutine; they want the classic stuff only. Also, Slim loves his Scotch, so a round of the golden nectar sent to the stage won’t go unnoticed. If you are the advance ticket kind of folk, our good pals have them at Vertigo Records on Rideau; it’ll cost you a bit more at the door. If you’ve never seen these maniacs live, stop being an idiot and do yourself a huge favor and get out to this show. These fuckers light shit on fire every single night. For more info about the show, click here.