FUCKING IDIOT OF THE WEEK: BONFIRE MORONS

We’ve all been there.  Out at the camp, a few wobbly’s down, a little gibbled, and you need to get a fire going to cook some food.  Fuck me if we can ever get that thing going strong enough.  Either wet twigs or firewood get in the way, or the wind plays nasty tricks on our drunk asses, but getting a good fire started can be a bit of trick 6 or 7 beers into the game.  They sell a few great products to help things along, but a 5 gallon jug of gasoline is not the answer.  Well, these true Fucking Idiots of the Week learned the hard way; which in some cases is the best way.

BONFIRE FAIL