FILM: SMASHY. BURN. KILL. STEAK ON THE BARBIE.

Outside of the new Star Wars film, I think this new rendition of the Mad Max series has me right fucking hopped up on goofballs.  FIRE.  A slight twitch comes over me when I see the trailers for this film. SMASH. A wasteland of death and toil wrapped up in a burnt bacon leather taco of spikes and warpaint.  STABBY.  Here’s what the interweb is saying about the plot of this eye candy:

An apocalyptic story set in the furthest reaches of our planet, in a stark desert landscape where humanity is broken, and almost everyone is crazed fighting for the necessities of life. Within this world exist two rebels on the run who just might be able to restore order. There’s Max, a man of action and a man of few words, who seeks peace of mind following the loss of his wife and child in the aftermath of the chaos. And Furiosa, a woman of action and a woman who believes her path to survival may be achieved if she can make it across the desert back to her childhood homeland.

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