NEW: FUCKING IDIOT OF THE WEEK

You know what?  There are too many fucking idiots not to highlight some of the grandest of them.  This weekly series will feature some of the latest Darwin Award winners, as well as some folk that may just need a walk out the back of the barn.  We highlight these idiots all out of fun, so we will never name names, but if you’ve been paying attention to the media at all, we won’t have to name them – you’ll already know who they are.  We just like to point and laugh, and this is what this weekly features is all about – pointing and laughing.

Our first fucking idiot is that politician woman from Michigan who “accidentally” fatally shot herself when her gun went off from her bra holster and shot her in the face. I guess she was having some problems with having a loaded weapon between her breasts, tried to adjust it to feel better, and whammo – shot in the face.  She was airlifted to hospital, but died the following day.

A spokesperson for the Well Armed Woman store (I swear I’m not making this up) said the bra holsters are becoming increasingly popular.  She went on to state that “it’s kind of a natural location depending on the size of the gun and the size of the ‘guns’.  Poor.  Very poor.

Why do I point this idiot out?  Well, I’m not a gun guy, but I understand that there are people who really like having a gun.  Idiots who carry their weapons in their underwear get what they ask for.  A sidearm folks.  If you need to have a gun, wear the fucking thing on your hip like any sane responsible person would, because you never know when you’ll shoot your fucking face off.  IDIOTS!