GREAT FUCKING SHOW ALERT

Even if this show wasn’t happening on my birthday weekend, at one of my all-time favorite venues, and with one of my all-time favorite bands, I’d be shouting this one from the roof tops, because holy fucking moly she’s gonna be a loud one.  A tripped out black squirrel hung out with my on one of my many toke-and-linger walks around my Centretown neighnourhood, and made it quite clear that not only will Loviatar have a brand new CD for sale, the crazy fuckers might even have tapes.  Silly idiots.  It proves to be a feckin’ eh right good time.  Plus, my mancrush band Monobrow are settling in after a few days ‘cross the river with the frenchies.  Hopefully, they remember to bring back that really cool space ship they had with them last time.  I haven’t a clue who The Dark Plains are, but the name tingles my ear holes, and besides, the two other bands don’t deal in shit, so we’re probably in for a good time from these guys as well.  If I see you there, I apologize ahead of time for spilling beer and/or whiskey on you while I stumble into my 40s.  Woo Hoo!